So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
*cough*
The funniest part about this is that Anderson doesn’t have a first name
Yeah, I’m like Madonna.
(Source: curiiouser, via thorsbutt)
The most hated man in London
Anderson's blog, Forensics team
Anonymous asked:
I don't think you're that stupid, just compared to Holmes you... well, are. But everyone is, even John, so don't feel bad! :) I mean if you're on Lestrade's team you mustn't be stupid, but rather intelligent, yes?
Well, uh, yes. I am. I mean, Lestrade isn’t always the brightest star of Scotland Yard, but he’s bloody persistent.
Also, yes, Sherlock “people have feelings?” Holmes might be smart in some ways… but he’s still a twat.
Anonymous asked:
You /might/ have been joking. There's a chance you weren't. You should know by now we take advantage of that slightest amount of uncertainty.
And do what? Maybe I wasn’t joking. Or maybe I’m actually a very unattractive woman. I’m actually genuinely curious to see something else except jokes about my intelligence. (And do you know how clever that makes you look? Bloody morons.)
Donovan says I should stop baiting people online and get back to work. Hrm.
Anonymous asked:
Awww poor Anderson, did they make you wear frilly dresses too? :C
Oi, nothing wrong with frilly dresses. Or women’s things in general. Some of my best friends are women.
Okay, so I only have Donovan, but still. She’s plenty of a woman.
I also might have been joking about the girl thing, you twit.
Anonymous asked:
So.... your name is Sylvia?
Gillian Moira Sylvia Anderson. My parents raised me as a girl for the first five years of my life, didn’t you know?
Anonymous asked:
Okay, that last incomplete message was my fault. Sorry, just wanted to tell you that while intimidating, your hair is gorgeous and the whole German theory in A Study in Pink was brilliant. Now that that's out, I can go back into hiding and pretend to hate you again. And so this qualifies as a question, are you planning anything for Universal Popcorn Day?
I’m not sure how flattering it is when liking me is apparently a shameful act, but okay, I can do it with the lights out, I was married. And thank you, Donovan suggested I cut my hair like this.
But what in the bloody hell is a Universal Popcorn Day?
Anonymous asked:
Sir, you're
…forever left in suspension?
Trying to help Lestrade with his computer
I don’t know why I’m doing this, but apparently he doesn’t trust the IT guys or something. (Thanks, Sherlock.) The man has four different tool-bars.
So we had a little spat about appropriate web browsers and and how-does-the-mouse-work-again and him clicking on ads and now he’s paying £50 a year to have an email account.
Don’t tell Donovan.
Just broke an ash tray
Have to go buy a new one before Lestrade notices, damnit all.
omg. I just don’t hope Anderson suddenly gets a blog too. that’s why I left myspace and facebook! lol.
Does this mean you’re going to leave now?
… Sherlock no gusta! piss off, please?
Jesus, is this about my face again? Well, YOUR MOM.
don’t we such a self-centred poser, everything isn’t about your face! (okay this is, but still. shut up) you are so mainstream!
…Donovan just had to wrestle a gun out of my hands. Oh god. That’s it. Go take your Watson for walkies or whatever you do when you’re not on a case, I have lab results to check.
